Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Dear Miscreants,

Please do not try to mislead me by dropping some currency notes.  And please, don't tell me that my money has fallen down.  I know better than that.  Miscreants may be rampant in Chennai, but I'm from Delhi.  We're wise to your game.  We've seen it all before.

I enjoyed myself last weekend; my middle school girls soccer team played well in their tournament.  But please-dropping some currency notes?  And trying to tell me that my money has fallen down!?  Give me a break!  Like I would let you steal my valise from right under my nose.  It would never happen.

The warm climes of tropical Chennai might lull some into a hazy blur, but not us Delhites.  Miscreants are a dime a dozen up here, my friends.  We will not be misled.

Your jig is up,
jason